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Friday, November 28, 2008

Based on This, My Official Title is Car Squire

In my forever continuing search for a decent job which pays a decent wage in this town, I came across one of the funnier job titles that I have ever seen: sandwich artist. Apparently, this is the title for folks who make subs at Subway.

I had no idea that each individual sub I purchased was a unique piece of art. In the future, I will forgo eating my foot long turkey and cheese, and, instead, shellac it and display it next to my original Van Gogh for all to see.

I would have loved to witness the corporate meeting where they came up with this doozie. Any ideas what the job title is for the person who creates these superfluous job titles?

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